What can be said about the Hotperformance Bitch?

Surely you've all heard the famous expression "keep your friends closer and your enemies even closer!"...well now here at Hotperformance we try to keep this one even closer than that. Heck we'd even go as far as actually fucking the dirty bitch but unfortunately we don't have decent accident cover or emergency life insurance. Best left alone we think.

It's a middle aged gay bitch with a very bitchy tongue. He loves being a bitch, has always been a bitch and probably will be bitching about anything and everyone even when he's pushing up daisies! Heck he probably even bitched about how his mother almost strangled him with her huge cellulite legs as she was pushing him out all those years ago.. something about mussing up his sheik baby hair curls!

The Hotperformance bitch has underneath the daggers a weird but charming personality. It usually helps if you give the bitch a drink of course. Well if you guys like his humour we guess he'll eventually pull his finger out of his ass and actually write something amazingly funny now and again. If he can hold still long enough instead of bending over for every cute stud that comes his way.

We wonder where he gets the date rape drug supply from LOL... we are walking a fine line here so we'd better stop. You never know who may be looking over our shoulder. We certainly don't want a knife in the back. Still too young too die thanks. Too much cock out there for the taking!